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After a long day of bullshit, kick your feet up and relax… These will not only cushion your tired tootsies, they'll even complain for you, too! Size: One size fits most. 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, and 3% Spandex. Made in the USA
Introducing our “Everything Hurts and I’m Dying” socks – the perfect way to kick up your feet and add some humor to your day! Made with a blend of 65% cotton, 32% nylon, and 3% spandex, these socks are designed to fit most feet and provide ultimate comfort. And the best part? They’ll even complain for you, so you don’t have to! Made in the USA, these socks are the perfect addition to your sock collection. Get yours today and let your feet do the talking (or complaining)!
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